Diaper Disaster !
At breakfast when the boys have just got up, we change them. The night time nappies are thrown away and they have clean little bums and fresh nappies. About an hour later Ben needs changing again because he 'been', and sometime shortly after that Harry needs changing to.
But not today...
6.30am fresh nappies for both boys.
7.30am both boys are still clean, no sign of a soiled nappy.
8.30am / 9.30am / 10.30am Nothing from either of them.
11.30am The boys start their lunch.
12pm, The boys are put to bed for their mid day nap. Still no soiled nappies. Although I have changed them to ensure that they aren't sat in wet nappies.
2pm, Harry wakes up so I go up stairs to get him, half way up the stairs the smell hits and I know it's going to be bad. I walk into their bedroom and the smell is unreal, I look into Harry's cot and discover that not only has he soiled his nappy, but he has also soiled everything in sight, Dear God in heaven, how can one little boy make so much poo. It just isn't right, it's just defies all the laws of nature. So the clean up begins. Harry first, then his bedding. Harry is smiling through out the whole process, like it is some achievement to be proud of. Then I have to strip his bed and get all the stuff in the washing machine. Despite the smell, and the noise of me stripping the bed and the creaking floor boards, Ben sleep on regardless.
It is now 3.30pm, Ben has not yet soiled a nappy today and I am afraid, very afraid...............
But not today...
6.30am fresh nappies for both boys.
7.30am both boys are still clean, no sign of a soiled nappy.
8.30am / 9.30am / 10.30am Nothing from either of them.
11.30am The boys start their lunch.
12pm, The boys are put to bed for their mid day nap. Still no soiled nappies. Although I have changed them to ensure that they aren't sat in wet nappies.
2pm, Harry wakes up so I go up stairs to get him, half way up the stairs the smell hits and I know it's going to be bad. I walk into their bedroom and the smell is unreal, I look into Harry's cot and discover that not only has he soiled his nappy, but he has also soiled everything in sight, Dear God in heaven, how can one little boy make so much poo. It just isn't right, it's just defies all the laws of nature. So the clean up begins. Harry first, then his bedding. Harry is smiling through out the whole process, like it is some achievement to be proud of. Then I have to strip his bed and get all the stuff in the washing machine. Despite the smell, and the noise of me stripping the bed and the creaking floor boards, Ben sleep on regardless.
It is now 3.30pm, Ben has not yet soiled a nappy today and I am afraid, very afraid...............
posted by Simon at 2:27 PM
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